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Conan The Barbarian: The Musical

From the creators of Silence: The Musical, a musical version of Silence of the Lambs….  Arnold Schwarzenegger performs “Crom!” from Conan the Barbarian: The Musical.

Music and Lyrics by Jon and Al Kaplan
http://jonandal.tumblr.com/

Contains some music by the legendary Basil Poledouris

Too Funny

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A Feature Length, Stop Motion G.I. Joe Film

Just learned about this over at Ain’t It Cool News. Guaranteed to be better than last summer’s turd. I am in awe….

The Dead Will Walk (On AMC)

Very pleased that AMC has officially greenlit the pilot for The Walking Dead.  Here’s the news from Variety:

“The Walking Dead” is based on the graphic novel series about survivors of a zombie apocalypse by Robert Kirkman. Frank Darabont penned the adaptation and is onboard to direct. Gale Anne Hurd of Valhalla Motion Pictures and David Alpert of Circle of Confusion will exec produce with Darabont.

“The Walking Dead” revolves around a group of survivors, led by a police officer, who travel the country in search of a safe home.

Working with people like Frank Darabont and Gale Anne Hurd is the right way in for us to deliver a project of distinction in this genre,” AMC prexy Charlie Collier said.

I’ve been an avid reader of this series for quite some time.  Its strength resides in the human characters, their interactions, and how an undead apocalypse really might affect “normal” people.  And with the deep pool of talent that is Frank Darabont at the helm, this should be a fantastic series.

Loving Love Actually

I believe this made it on my list of favorite filmsLove Actually is one of those movies that just clicks with me, despite the seeming contradictions associated with a guy who writes about zombies, crooked cops, and the end of the world. I was just in a deli wherein the radio was playing “Wherever You Will Go” - a song that I would otherwise castrate as a sub-par Matchbox 20 ditty (the band is apparently called The Calling) - and I immediately recollected its inclusion in the film. If I should ever find myself back in the position of writing an ensemble rom-com, Love Actually will certainly be my template.  Additionally, as I’ve said before, each of the storylines included in the picture could’ve been individual films in their own right.  Ergo, if I don’t go the ensemble route, perhaps I’ll just steal one of those.

In Response to Frank Darabont

In the June issue of Empire Magazine, writer/director Frank Darabont was charged with writing about his Top 10 favorite films.  The task spiraled out of control as he realized its impossibility - he couldn’t possibly narrow it down to just 10.  Ultimately, he opted for his Top 10 favorites - in each of 22 genres.

I immediately found myself modifying his list, bending it to my own preferences and obsessions.  Like Darabont’s, what follows is not an expression of the “best” films of each genre.  These are personal favorites, movies that speak to me in spite of their inclusion or exclusion from any other list that might label them as “classics” or otherwise.  Additionally, films are not listed in order of preference, and the genre headings - again borrowed from Darabont - are “loose definitions at best.”

So, sit back and take ‘em in….

Drama

  • The Razor’s Edge (1946)
  • Casablanca
  • Wild Strawberries
  • Citizen Kane
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Lucia Y El Sexo
  • The Big Chill
  • Broadcast News
  • The Ninth Configuration
  • Lost In Translation

Science Fiction

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Blade Runner
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
  • The Matrix
  • Star Wars
  • Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  • Solaris (2002)
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Altered States

Comedy

  • The Hangover
  • Harold and Maude
  • Office Space
  • After Hours
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Graduate
  • Hannah and Her Sisters
  • Love and Death
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Swingers

War

  • Black Book
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • 3 Kings
  • The Thin Red Line
  • Paths of Glory
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • The Dirty Dozen
  • Platoon
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Inglourious Basterds

Western

  • Unforgiven
  • McCabe and Mrs. Miller
  • The Proposition
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  • High Plains Drifter
  • The Quick and the Dead
  • Dances With Wolves
  • Once Upon a Time in the West
  • My Darling Clementine
  • The Searchers

Horror

  • The Shining
  • The Thing (1982)
  • Let the Right One In
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
  • Dawn of the Dead (2004)
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • Pulse (2001)
  • The Descent
  • Alien
  • The Mist

Noir

  • The Third Man
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • Chinatown
  • Blood Simple
  • The Maltese Falcon
  • Taxi Driver
  • L.A. Confidential
  • Against All Odds
  • Angel Heart
  • Sharky’s Machine
  • Night Moves (Honorable Mention)

Thriller

  • Don’t Look Now
  • No Country for Old Men
  • The Game
  • Seven
  • Manhunter
  • Rear Window
  • Saboteur
  • Witness
  • Marathon Man
  • Strangers on a Train

Epic/Adventure

  • King Kong (1933)
  • The Bridge on the River Kwai
  • The Hidden Fortress
  • Until the End of the World
  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  • The Right Stuff
  • Seven Samurai
  • Braveheart
  • Troy
  • Excalibur

Costume Drama

  • Shakespeare in Love
  • Dangerous Liaisons
  • Impromptu
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Sense and Sensibility
  • The Adventures of Robin Hood
  • Henry V (1989)
  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
  • Last of the Mohicans (1992)
  • Room With a View

Crime

  • Mean Streets
  • Shoot the Piano Player
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Thief
  • Natural Born Killers
  • Bad Lieutenant
  • The Limey
  • Out of Sight
  • The Usual Suspects
  • Band of Outsiders

Music/Musical

  • Almost Famous
  • All That Jazz
  • Singin’ in the Rain
  • Amadeus
  • This is Spinal Tap
  • The Last Waltz
  • The Commitments
  • Pink Floyd’s The Wall
  • The Wizard of Oz
  • Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sports

  • Bull Durham
  • Field of Dreams
  • The Cutting Edge
  • Rollerball (1975)
  • Jerry Maguire
  • Hoosiers
  • Big Wednesday
  • Pumpkin
  • Rocky
  • Rocky Balboa

Action

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • The Road Warrior
  • Aliens
  • The Terminator
  • Terminator 2
  • Jaws
  • The Hunt for Red October
  • Mission: Impossible 3
  • The Bourne Identity
  • Casino Royale

Prison

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Grand Illusion
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Kiss of the Spider Woman
  • A Man Escaped
  • Escape from New York
  • Schindler’s List
  • 25th Hour
  • Take the Money and Run
  • Dead Man Walking

Biographical

  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Downfall
  • Patton
  • Walk the Line
  • Erin Brockovich
  • Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse
  • Star 80
  • Caligula
  • The Doors
  • Sid & Nancy

Silent Era

  • The Gold Rush
  • Metropolis
  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
  • Nosferatu
  • Sunrise
  • City Lights
  • The Battleship Potemkin
  • The Last Laugh
  • Haxan, or Witchcraft Through the Ages
  • Un Chien Andalou

Fantasy

  • The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad
  • The Lord of the Rings (2001-2003)
  • Wings of Desire
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Videodrome
  • Slaughterhouse Five
  • Strings
  • Donnie Darko
  • Lost Highway

Superhero

  • The Dark Knight
  • X-Men
  • X-Men 2
  • Spider-Man 2
  • The Return of Captain Invincible
  • Unbreakable
  • Hellboy
  • Iron Man
  • Watchmen
  • Batman Begins

Animated

  • Toy Story
  • The Incredibles
  • Up
  • Finding Nemo
  • Lord of the Rings (1978)
  • Wizards
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
  • Bambi

Gangsters

  • Miller’s Crossing
  • Heat
  • The Godfather
  • The Godfather, Part II
  • Goodfellas
  • King of New York
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Reservoir Dogs
  • The Untouchables
  • The Departed

Socio-Political

  • The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
  • The Conversation
  • Network
  • Inherit the Wind
  • Three Days of the Condor
  • Children of Men
  • JFK
  • Traffic
  • The Constant Gardner
  • Fight Club

Romantic Comedy

  • Annie Hall
  • Manhattan
  • When Harry Met Sally
  • Amelie
  • The Sure Thing
  • The Goodbye Girl
  • Arthur
  • It Happened One Night
  • Trust
  • Say Anything

Dunecat

LOLCats by way of io9.  Gotta love the blue-within-blue eyes….

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In the Meantime….

Can’t leave you with just nothing.  So, this is for you.

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This is Not a Post

Yes, I owe you kind folks an update or two on certain things.  And, yes, I’ve got a couple specific entries in the hopper.  But, truth be told, I’m both a tad swamped and fighting an on-going battle with the Post-Con Cough (PCC).  Expect things to improve in the near future.

Planting the Flag

Hi, Blogosphere.  I know I’ve been away for a while.  I can make a fair amount of excuses and offer my share of apologies, but the truth is that I just wasn’t in the right place before.  It wasn’t you.  It was me.

But, now I’m back!

And this time things will be different.  First of all, check out the name of the site.  That’s right.  It’s my own personal domain.  No bloggersplot.  No crafty header - I’m looking at you, Mediacopia!  I’m putting MY name on it and out there.  This is me and I’m comfortable being out here in the virtual all-’n-all.

Plus, you know what you’re gonna find here?  No, not movie reviews and critiques.  That would make this effort a hobby at best.  No.  This is a springboard, a launchpad.  This is about my endeavors, my creations, my ideas and aspirations.  Will I toss in my periodic opinions and endorsements of others and their work?  Certainly.  It just won’t be the centerpiece of the site.

Blogosphere, I just want to say that this time I am committed.  I am dedicated to this relationship and will bring only my A-game.  Might there be missteps?  Sure.  I just hope you’re big enough to forgive such foibles, secure in the knowledge that I will press on and make things better for us both.

Talk to you soon.